I peeped through the glass window and saw two men running towards the gate. One of them carried a knife. Aha, I could hear police siren. I rushed to the ground floor and was surprised to see everybody panicking, running around in different directions. I saw one man drenched in his own blood behind the boxes. I heard someone wail in pain. Then suddenly…
Earvin: Nurse, nurse! Pakiexplain ang laxative to this foreigner.
Me: You drink this so you can poop! (Sabay twerk as I handed him the specimen cup which already contained urine)
Then I woke up.