Forty Winks

I peeped through the glass window and saw two men running towards the gate. One of them carried a knife. Aha, I could hear police siren. I rushed to the ground floor and was surprised to see everybody panicking, running around in different directions. I saw one man drenched in his own blood behind the boxes. I heard someone wail in pain. Then suddenly…

Earvin: Nurse, nurse! Pakiexplain ang laxative to this foreigner.
Me: You drink this so you can poop! (Sabay twerk as I handed him the specimen cup which already contained urine)

Then I woke up.


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